He’s got this urge really has to splurge she picks one
One small mistake now they have to break the big one
He says he cannot join her
That could have served to warn her

No Mother Goose or Doctor Seuss for this one
He pays the bill, don’t they know there’s still a stiff one (it’s a stiff bill)
it was just like taking candy
But no excuse is handy

I can’t understand it and they can’t see
Why it’s so underhanded but they tell me
It’s OK

All along she could sense a wrong arrangement
Saying “Johnny’s dead” but not a word she said could change it
Heard a voice but only spurned it
Should have listened when she heard it

What a sham how they slipped and ran and hid one
Sorry folks, but I think you broke the big one
There is no happy ending
Some rules are not for bending